I'm Alfie, a long-time lurker in WAM circles. I've loved WAM from tv shows from when I was younger.
So now I'm a sub who loves being on the wrong end of a messing myself; taking part in a game with some random woman where messy consequences are real. Or having someone instruct me to get messy. Those are very much my things.
Custard, cream, yoghurt are all great - but punish me with beans, spaghetti, gravy and the like, and - well, let's just say it wouldn't be entirely unwelcome.